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A woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. So shedecided to put an ad in the local paper that read:







HUSBAND WANTED:MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70'S),MUST NOT BEAT ME,MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON MEAND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN
PERSON.


On the second day after her ad ran in the paper, she heard thedoorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you,are you? Just look at you...you have no legs!


The old man smiled. "Therefore,
I cannot run around on you!"


She snorted. "You don't have any arms either!"


Again the old man smiled, "I will never beat you!"She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good inbed???"The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I


rang the door bell.... didn't I ????